Curiouser and curiouser (Wednesday)

It's another fun day in Paradise, and one with an upside-down feeling to it.  The elevator (ascensor) has been playing with us - sometimes not working, other times deciding to work, though always with a threat of shutting down (regardless of whether there are people inside it)  It's almost as if it has a personality of its own and wants to skive off sometimes.

So it shouldn't have been a surprise to find a sign this morning saying:

"Please use the elevator to go to floor 2 only.  You must push the button "1" to go to floor 2 directly.
Do not press any other button.
Do not press the "Stop" button or open the door ever."

Curiouser and curiouser!  

But continuing in an Alice-in-Wonderland vein, I wonder if this might help my Spanish?

“Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--
turn your toes out when you walk---
And remember who you are!”